Tax Tax Tax


This is doing the rounds on Facebook and I think it has more US focus but much applies to the UK too so I thought I’d pass this on and hope it doesn’t depress you too much.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world… We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don’t forget the relatively new bank charges….
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

Smooth…. Oh So Smooth


Now that’s a segue …. Sublime …
Loreena McKennitts Kecharitomene followed by Led Zeppelin with Kashmir.

Got to hand it to Bill & Rebecca Goldsmith at Radio Paradise… they do know how to carry a theme forward.
http://youtu.be/X19dekhKsaU

Eating horse is not the problem


The brouhaha continues. I’m sure that some of you have watched, with increasing amazement, as our media throw themselves into winding up Joe Public over the “shock horror” of the presence of horse-flesh in the “beef” burgers being sold by some of our supermarkets. Now we are informed that a well-known brand is serving us with near 100% horse-flesh in what they like to call lasagna.

When Joe is doing his weekly shop, probably the last thing he does is study the ingredients list on his pack of burgers, especially if he is buying supermarket own brand in preference to premium brands. In the current era of rising prices I suspect the pound in the pocket is the driving force and Joe would, probably, rather not know the truly diverse nature of the contents of the average burger.

What has really irritated me with all the coverage is the suggestion that including horsemeat is some kind of contamination. The supermarkets fell over themselves to clear their shelves yet it appears they may have been selling burgers with horse supplement for some time. Only this morning there was a suggestion from one breakfast TV pundit that there was a risk to the public from the heavy-duty veterinary medications that might have been used on horses. Did this bright spark actually stop to consider the amount of drugs regularly administered to cows, sheep, pigs, turkeys, ducks and chickens which find their way onto our tables.

No, indeed the big sin was that nobody told us that our burgers and lasagna contained a trace of horse. Oh, OK, was all horse.

I’m pretty sure that the supermarkets missed a trick here. What they should have done was put up signs, over the freezers containing the Dobbin Burgers, declaring “May Contain Horse”. Then marked the prices down. I’m sure the freezers would have been emptied in no time.

So, as the mails Michael Hanlon says, Eating horse is not the problem

But that said, diets do seem to be going downhill so how can we be sure about the quality of what we are eating?

We can’t but there are some simple rules you can follow to at least give yourself a chance of avoiding the most disgusting stuff out there.

Firstly, load your shopping basket with as much stuff as possible that does not have a ‘nutrition’ label. Generally (and there are exceptions, milk and so forth) anything that gives you a list of figures on the packet saying how healthy it is will be less healthy than anything that doesn’t. This advice does not apply in American supermarkets, who seem unable to avoid labeling everything with calorie content, fat content and so on, including bottled water, dish cloths and electric lightbulbs.

Realistically, this means buying meat that looks like actual meat – red stringy stuff that has fat and maybe even bone attached – plus fresh fruit and vegetables. It means buying bread that comes in a bag made of paper not polythene, and buying butter rather than margarine (which, as one chemistry wag once put it, is ‘one molecule away from plastic’). It means buying juice made of squashed fruits rather than ‘concentrates’ and remembering that an awful lot of stuff that has been frozen needs to have synthetic chemicals added to it to make it taste good again.

Buy horse, by all means (if you can find it) but make sure it has been labelled as such. And remember that if you really want to eat cheap burgers (and surely life is too short for that) then the presence of a bit of old nag will be the least of the horrors that lurk within.
 

By the way,has anyone drawn the link between missing racehorse Shergar and the well-known food suppliers brand name “Find Us”…Could be a secret message from our missing animal friends .

Eating horse is not the problem – Mail Online – Michael Hanlon’s Science blog: From The Cutting Edge.

Lets Talk Rubbish


The national pastime in the UK is DIY. Saturdays and Sundays are filled with painting, papering, sawing and chiseling. All of which creates waste.

Another favourite pastimes is gardening, pruning, raking and mowing. Again creating waste.

So that they can step back and admire the fruits of their labour, and to prevent the great British public from disappearing under a great pile of waste or going fly tipping and therefore breaking the law , the local authorities invented municipal waste centres.

The idea is that you take the your waste to one of these centres where your waste becomes their waste which they then dispose of in bulk. For the provision of these centres the British public pays the local authority via a part of the “Council Tax”.

Over the last year or so my son-in-law has been renovating, refurbishing, painting, decorating and generally improving his house. As you can imagine, in this time, he has created a substantial amount of waste.

I should point out that my son-in-law is a “Council Tax” payer.

Imagine then his surprise, when he was informed, by folks at his local municipal tip, that they limit the number of visits one can make.

How can this make sense ?

Local and central government are constantly complaining about fly tipping and then some jobs-worth introduces a limit on those of us who are trying to do the right thing.

As a result of this arbitrary limitation, at a stroke they will cause the increase of an individuals carbon footprint due to members of the British public touring the surrounds seeking a municipal tip from which they have not been excluded.

Failing which they may be forced to find alternative disposal sites.

In other words these idiots jobs-worths will force an increase in fly tipping which will cost the local authority more to clear up. Not forgetting, of course, the expense of hunting down the perpetrators.

Should I also mention the increase in traffic on our local roads along with the resultant increase in stress levels, brought about by Joe Public not being able to enjoy their freshly decorated lounge, newly installed kitchen……. lanscaped garden…….

SiskinBob Lightyear – To Infinity And Beyond


We are, this morning, about to be converted, from bog standard broadband to SuperFast Broadband i.e. BT Infinity.

Whoohooo !!!

‘Whoever did this gives scum a bad name.’


So says Malcolm Garbutt after discovering that some low-life has stolen £120 from money that he had collected for the charity, Help for Heroes.

Mr Garbutt has been manning the stall for nearly two-and-a-half years and has raised more than £40,000 for the charity which supports injured war veterans.

It is unbelievable that some cretin would stoop this low and I agree with Mr.Garbutts sentiment …

‘I’d like to send the culprits out to Afghanistan and see how they get on.

Anyone with information should call Havant police on 101 quoting Operation Bricklin. Alternatively call Crimestoppers anonymously on 101.

Thieves steal cash from Help for Heroes – Local – Portsmouth News.

Just Call 111 – Did You Know ?


According to The News, our local rag, NHS Direct is no more.

But now NHS Direct no longer exists, and people should call the new number if they need health advice, information or if they have a non life-threatening health issue and are not sure where to go for treatment.

So says The News with their headline “NHS Direct switched off as new number kicks in ”

It’s a shame that NHS Direct don’t seem to know, so I’m not on my own in my ignorance. I visited the NHS Direct site earlier today. Not a mention of any different number to call if you happen to live in Hampshire.

Apparently, last month, there was a soft launch of the new NHS number “111”. This new number can be used to call for fast medical help and has “gone live” across Hampshire.
NHS111

The free number is staffed by a team of advisers, supported by trained paramedics and nurses, who will assess the caller’s symptoms, provide relevant advice and direct them to the right local service at that time. It is hoped pressure will be taken off 999.

I thought that was what NHS Direct was supposed to do. How is this parallel service going to help take the load off the emergency 999 service ?

In trawling the net I have found out that the 111 number has been the subject of debate for some time but am I the only person in the country who is unaware that this change is actually upon us ?

Even The News has only given it minimal prominence.


I like it.

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Richard the Third has been found. His parents are said to be relieved, but he’s going to be grounded for at least two weeks.

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