Escape


Sunday 21st June was Father’s Day in the UK and, as usual, my daughters sent cards and gifts.

They always say that I’m really difficult to buy for but I usually disagree with them. I like to say it’s not me, it’s just that once you reach a certain age you pretty much have everything you need. In fact you start to consider divesting yourself of “stuff” and I know my granddaughters are keen to help me with that. They can’t wait to clear out my garage, preferably without me being present.

Anyway, back to Sunday.

Keeley,  my granddaughter, had arranged to take me out but would not tell me where. She kept the whole thing secret, despite my constant questions …

“What do I need to wear?” “What footwear,  do I need my wellies?” “Will I need my bathers?” 

And statements like “I don’t do shopping!” “Remember I’m 74, I don’t  do anything athletic!” and ” Don’t go breaking your grandad!”

Anyway,  she managed to keep the secret right up until we parked up outside the Cascades shopping centre in Portsmouth. I haven’t been down there in over a year so I have no idea what businesses are in there. Everything I’ve read in recent times says that Portsmouth has gone the way of so many British town centres, with empty stores all around. Looking for clues I scoured the visible store names but nothing jumped out.  Keeley asked me if I had guessed yet to which I replied quite randomly

“Is it an escape room?”

I’ve no idea where that thought came from and much to my surprise she confirmed that yes, we were indeed going to do an escape room.

Apparently she has previously been to four escape rooms and thought that this kind of experience would be right up my street .

This was going to be my first and I was immediately excited to get involved.

On entry to the building we were met by the young lady who was to be our host. She took us through the obligatory health and safety rules and then a brief rundown of the back story to our room and the challenges we might encounter.

The building contains a number of rooms. Our specific challenge was to be “Dr Ryddle’s Memories”. The brief back story for this room, taken from the website, is …

Dr. Ryddle’s Memories is an escape room game where you are pitted against perplexing challenges and puzzles inside the mind of one of the greatest 21st century scientists. As you enter the Mind Space, you will walk through the memories of Dr. Ryddle in the deepest quarters of his mind to discover scientific breakthroughs that the doctor never told the world. But that’s not all. The time is ticking and you only have one hour to recover the secrets and the key to escaping Dr. Ryddle’s mind!

Fully briefed we were led to the room, ushered inside, and the door clicked shut behind us.  My immediate thoughts were that I didn’t want to mess this up and or us to fail. And I certainly didn’t want to let Keeley down.

On entry there is an initial clue to get you going. With hindsight it was probably the simplest but it did make us sweat a bit. And then we were off. The first puzzle solved allowed us access to a computer keyboard which we would use to enter codes and passwords.

There were many objects in the room, mounted on the walls as well as boxes/cubes on the floor each with a hole to enable you blindly explore by touch. There was a sort of jigsaw puzzle to assemble on a wall. All of the objects were clues, or parts of clues, to enable you to unlock several, four I think, combination padlocks. Which in turn gave access to more objects / clues. There were also several hotel style safes. Each requiring a code to be entered to gain access to more clues.

We had been warned that our sense of time passing would be totally messed up. That we might struggle with a puzzle thinking we had wasted 10 minute when in fact only 2 minutes had passed. When the TV screen wasn’t giving clues it invariably showed the clock counting down.

Did I mention that we only had one hour to solve the room?

When the counter was down to five minutes I became aware of a clock ticking. This just added to the tension, served as a distraction, and injected a degree of panic.

Well, we did escape! With around two minutes to spare!

Did I enjoy it? Yes!

Would I do another one? Yes!

One thing I noticed was the difference in the way that Keeley and I think. There were elements of the problems that Keeley was more adept at solving, she was definitely more intuitive.  But then there were instances where I was the one to take charge.

It was definitely a team effort and very enjoyable.

Thank you to The Real Escape for providing this experience.

But, most of all, thank you Keeley for arranging and sharing this experience 🥰

The day didn’t end here. Keeley drove us home to pick up Gerry and then, later in the afternoon, we headed out to The Forge for a Sunday carvery roast. When all three of us were feeling pleasantly plumptious we headed home. A fitting end to the day.

We Have Lost A Very Funny Man – RIP Mel Smith


Mel SmithSad to say I have only just discovered that Mel Smith has passed away. He died of a heart attack on Friday 19th July.

Although probably best known for his partnering with Griff Rhys Jones, in “Alas Smith And Jones”, he was so much more than just part of a double act.
Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones
Smith was a founder member of “Not The Nine O’Clock News” along with Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson and Pamela Stephenson. Smith and friends became a staple of British television. The humour in the TV shows, a product of the Thatcher era, became unmissable viewing. Comparisons have been made, likening the Smith and Jones partnership to that of a modern-day Abbott and Costello.

Smith, a successful actor appearing on both TV and the big screen, also directed films such as “Bean”, “The Tall Guy”, Radioland Murders and “High Heels and Low Lifes”. He also contributed his writing skills to many TV and live shows.

I have fond memories of those TV shows, especially “Alas Smith & Jones” of which they made 10 series.

Mel, you left us a wonderful legacy and you will be sorely missed.

Heartfelt condolences to your family and friends.

Younger Brother – Train


This is Younger Brother and I like this, a lot.

It needs to be listened to LOUD. If this doesn’t get you moving then you are clinically dead.

Roger Waters – Happy Birthday


Roger, founder member of one of the best rock bands there has ever been, was born  69 years ago today.

Happy Birthday Roger.

With such a huge catalogue of music it is difficult to choose a representative piece to celebrate with. I am sure you have your own favourites, here is “one” of mine.

RIP Big Mike


The world lost yet another talent following the death of Michael Clarke Duncan yesterday morning.

Probably known best for his role as John Coffey in The Green Mile Duncan was never far from our screens, having appeared in many films and TV series. Duncan was nominated for both Academy and Golden Globe awards.

For my part I am currently enjoying his performances on the “Bones” spin-off “The Finder”, starring alongside Geoff Stults, Mercedes Masohn and Maddie Hasson.

He will be missed.

Hal David Walks On By


Prolific song writer Hal David has died, aged 91.

Oscar and Grammy winner David,along with Burt Bacharach wrote such hits as “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head” and “Walk on By” along with many other songs that have become standards such as “What’s It All About?”, “What’s New, Pussycat?”, “Do You Know the Way to San Jose?” and “What Do You Get When You Fall in Love?”. In all Hal David was credited with writing the lyrics of some 700 songs.

The world has lost a great talent.

I Wanna Tell You A Story


Yes, I wanna tell you a story, about a great entertainer who has sadly passed away.

Max Bygraves has sadly passed at the age of 89.

One of Britain’s best all round variety entertainer.  He wrote a string of comic songs and released a number of albums with his Singalongamax series probably being the most well-known. Max appeared in a number of films, notably Charley Moon in 1956, as well as several TV shows. He also  performed on stage with contemporaries Spike Milligan, Benny Hill, Harry Secombe and Frankie Howerd and in  later years he often appeared at the London Palladium.

For me, probably the fondest memory will be Max singing “Out of Town”. I hope that, wherever Max is, he is enjoying the sentiment of that song.

Say what you will,
The countryside is still
The only place where I could settle down
Troubles there are so much rarer
Out of town

 

Max Bygraves is most definitely “Out Of Town”

Who hoo – It’s Coming


At last, the wait is over, Series 7 of Dr Who gets underway this Saturday.

For those of us that remember the very first Doctor -William Hartnell, the shaky sets and watching in black and white from the very beginning of this British saga, the latest incarnation is far removed from its roots. The special effects are up there with the very best and the series can still make the cold crinklies run up and down ones spine.

Watch the trailer for the new series…..

Asylum of the Daleks: Saturday, 7.20pm on BBC One!

I Just Had To Let You Have It


Noir – We Just Had To Let You Have It. That is the name of the band and their only album.

I have this on vinyl and right now I have no way to play it. So I was knocked out to find this available on youtube.

Give it a listen. You may be surprised. This is Rain, the opening track of the album.

This does not sound like a 70’s cut.

Track 2 Hard Labour

And here is Track 4, In Memory of Lady X

Track 5, How Long

And finally Track 6, The System

Happy Birthday Woody


Woody Guthrie that is.

Woody died back in 1967. Had he been around today he would have been 100 years old.

He was nicknamed the “Dust Bowl Troubador” and wrote “This Land Is Your Land”, the iconic American folk song. This was just one of the 3000 plus songs and stories that he wrote over a period of about 15 years. Despite his prolific out pourings his commercial career was not to be a long one. He spent most of his latter years in hospital and died of Huntingtons Disease.

Another relatively well known song, written by Guthrie and covered by Lonnie Donegan is “Grand Coulee Dam”.