Travels Under An African Sky – Perth to Africa

A taster of my grandson’s African tour. Seems he has acquired the typical Ozzie wanderlust, as he has been putting in the miles this year.

View From The Conservatory – Artists At Work

Affordable Ladies Fashion

Opening

Saturday 9th August

10:00

192 Albert Road, Southsea

Tel: 07984 558111

This is my daughters new venture. I hope all goes well for her and her husband as they boldly go…. oops getting carried away.

Perhaps it should be called Blood, Sweat and Tears as that is what it has cost them over the past few weeks.

Anyway, why don’t you pop down and wish them well or better still pop in and buy something. I’m sure some of you blokes out there will look really nice in that little black dress.

Size 10 I hear you say ?

22 Children’s Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes | Bored Panda

22 Children’s Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes | Bored Panda.

I can just imagine what the teachers thought as they came across these. Classic.

Man walks calmly into bank and relieves himself on floor several times

That’s gross

Shock Horror – I’ve Had A Full Brazilian

Yep, it’s true. This weekend I travelled up to Woodstock, visited Blenheim Palace for the 4th time. Stayed in Woodstock overnight and travelled to Bampton and then on to Burford.

It was while walking around this fabulous town that it happened. Must have been a touch of sunstoke. I certainly couldn’t have been thinking straight. Anyway, it made perfect sense at the time and by golly I’m glad I did.

It certainly cooled things down a bit, smooth and refreshing are two words that seem to properly describe a Full Brazilian. I just had to share this with you. So now you know.

I had a lovely pint of Wychwoods sporting brew “Full Brazilian” and I can truly recommend it. So if you are in the Wychwood locale give it a go.

Another letter to Stan.

Well said.

Ken Lukowiak

In response to Stan Collymore’s second tweet on the Falklands, Falkland’s veteran and author Ken Lukowiak, has another letter for Stan. Only this time; the news is all bad.

Dear Stanley,

It’s me again, Ken. I wrote you before but you didn’t wrote back! So, I tried sending you a tweet but all I got was a message that said: ‘blocked from using this account by the user’. Which I guess means you. I’ve never been blocked before Stan, so I have to ask why? Is it coz I is white? Or is it because I’m a Falkland’s veteran? Either way; I’m not happy!

As I said in my last, you did a very stupid thing when you tweeted that insensitive ignorance about the Falkland Islands. I’m hoping that by now even you’ve come to realises that. If not – then I feel sure that your employers at Talksport…

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