The amazing Scotsman …


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A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.

A sign read: ‘Don’t miss Bruce – The Amazing Scotsman‘. The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.

There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.

Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded poster for the same circus and the same sign ‘Don’t miss Bruce – The Amazing Scotsman‘.

He couldn’t believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act!

He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated.

This time…

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