Priorities All Wrong


I have just been watching a national news program and the main item of news is the death of Whitney  Houston. Why ?

How does the death of Whitney Houston take priority over serious world problems ? I agree that, for some people, Houston was an amazing singer. However, we need to keep a sense of perspective. The news is full of much more serious and important issues yet it gets pushed into lower priority by the death of a singer.

I think we need to examine the standards of our society. A society where celebrity takes precedence over real issues.

‘Good you little s***’: What hotelier said to thief who broke both ankles fleeing (and the JUDGE agreed with him)


For once we are not hearing that a judge is prosecuting the victim of the crime.

Judge Erik Salomonsen told thief Darryl Philips ‘When you jumped off the car park and broke your ankles and the man pursuing you expressed no sympathy, he was expressing the view that most of the residents of the town would express.’

Not just the town of Torquay. I think many people around the world would agree and say that this thief is getting his just deserts.

‘Good you little s***’: What hotelier said to thief who broke both ankles fleeing (and the JUDGE agreed with him) | Mail Online.

“Get ‘Em Out by Friday”


“a key adviser to David Cameron suggested that elderly people should be encouraged to go back to work and move into smaller homes”

which prompted the Telegraph headline “Government accused of ‘social engineering’ over plan to make elderly move out of their homes”

This does indeed sound very much like Social Engineering. It also sounds very much like real life mirroring the lyrics of the Genesis song “Get ‘Em Out by Friday”.

I should like to suggest that there is a parallel between the song and what is being suggested by Dr. David Halpern and supported by David Cameron:

The song by Genesis, in the style of a play, was set back in the 60’s and 70’s when there were many unscrupulous landlords. John Pebble was a satirical take on landlords similar to Peter Rachman, a notorious London slum landlord who used “winkling” (a mixture of threats and inducements) to remove tenants on low rents from properties and enable their profitable reletting or redevelopment.Hence the Mark Hall character in the song, also known as “The Winkler”. The song moves verse by verse through time and enforced population movement. Ultimately bringing the listener, to the year 2012 where Genetic Control has announced that they are restricting the height of all humans to four feet. It is then revealed that  the reason behind the restriction is so that Genetic Control, who has recently bought some properties, will be able to accommodate twice as many people in the same tower block.

  • David Cameron: A business man (John Pebble)
    Cameron the head of UK Limited has a problem. His employee, Joe Public, and Joe’s ever-increasing family need housing. Cameron also has to find money to pay to many of Joes family members who don’t actually work and therefore do not contribute to UK Limiteds profit margin. In addition he has to find the money to pay to  retirees. Retirees are ex employees of UK Limited. They are employees who had previously contributed to the well-being of UK Limited but have reached the end of their useful working lives. Leastways, according to the rules drawn up by Cameron’s predecessors, the previous heads of UK Limited.
  • David Halpern:  A Cameron  advisor (Mark Hall aka “The Winkler”)
    Mr Halpern, the director of the No.10 Behavioural Insight Team, known as the “nudge unit”. He heads the government team which has the task of developing ways to change people’s behaviour that do not require legislation or other heavy-handed actions from the state.
    Halpern has two brilliant ideas.

    1. Suggests that Cameron “increase the retirement age in line with life expectancy which could see workers remaining in employment until well into their seventies” Therefore UK Limited could delay paying the pension and therefore save millions of pounds.
    2. Suggests that it is the retirees who are inhabiting homes that they purchased with their hard-earned money. Homes that, now that their children have moved out, are too big for them. His suggest is that these selfish people should move to smaller homes therefore making their larger homes available for Joe Public’s offspring. This eviction of the retirees can be hidden under a very clever smoke screen, the “dangers associated with elderly people becoming lonely and isolated after retiring”. Convince them that they would be better off living in a care home or sheltered accommodation.

    In this way Halpern, at a stroke, resolves two of Cameron’s most difficult problems.

  • Joe Public : Employee of UK Limited (Mrs Barrow)
    Joe’s family is made up of a wide range of population types. But, due to improving health care is tending to live longer. During their working lives many of Joes family members have worked hard to be able to buy their own homes. This they were encouraged to do by the various bosses of UK Limited. They were encouraged to share in the prosperity of UK Limited and by buying their own homes they were ploughing the wages back into the company.
    However, many of Joe’s family are becoming nervous about how they are going to survive especially if the rules are changed to make them work longer and if they are coerced into moving out of their own homes. Homes that have memories associated with bringing up their own children.

OK we don’t have Genetic Control, Yet !!!

Does anyone out there think that it is a bit creepy that our government has  a department called

Behavioural Insight Team, known as the “nudge unit” which has the task of developing ways to change people’s behaviour that do not require legislation or other heavy-handed actions from the state.

Government accused of ‘social engineering’ over plan to make elderly move out of their homes – Telegraph.

Nick Yelloly: Progression and Persistence – Formula Renault 3.5 – The Checkered Flag


Interesting interview with young upcoming British driver Nick Yelloly. Penned by young upcoming journo Josh Bell.

Nick Yelloly: Progression and Persistence – Formula Renault 3.5 – The Checkered Flag.

It Makes You Wonder …. ?


The company that I work for has a fancy telephone system. One of those that you have to log into using a password of 8 characters or more. You know the sort. The ones that cannot have any repeated characters, cannot be spurious i.e. cannot be people’s names or obvious like birthdays etc. etc. Oh and they are changed every 60 days or so.  Woe betide you if you forget your password and that is exactly what I did. Came back from holiday and tried what I thought was my password. Tried too many times and was eventually locked out.

Since I work from home fairly frequently I wasn’t too worried but I did note that some messages had been left in the message centre ….. Voicemail. So I thought I’d get my password reset and see if any of these messages were important. So I contacted the help line who were very helpful and provided me with a web link to a site that they assured me would sort everything out. I duly followed the link, completed the various drop downs and sat back and waited for a temporary password to be sent via email.

After an hour or so an email arrived informing me that a problem ticket had been raised and pointing out that if the solution they had provided didn’t work that I could respond via the problem ticket. Another email followed informing me that the link I had followed was only to be used for IP phones. I don’t have an IP phone so I had been directed to a dead end.

Back to the first email and that problem ticket to which I responded and I sat back and waited to be contacted again.

Nothing happened.

So I started the process over again. This time I enforced the point that I did not have an IP phone. Having twice been placed on hold for several minutes the operator informed me that they didn’t support our phone system and that I would have to contact a different help desk and provided me with the number.

I contacted the new help desk and was greeted by a very friendly individual who knew exactly what I needed to do. Within the hour I had a temporary password and also I was provided with a direct dial number that would let me access my voicemail from home. So not just a problem resolution but also a bonus too.

So yesterday I was able to access my voicemail.

Remember the original problem ticket that was raised. The one that they said I could respond to and did. The one that I did not receive a reply to. Well the fourth message in my voicemail was from the lady  from the help desk asking me if my problem had been resolved.

How on earth did they think I was going to hear that message ???

Surely a big clue would have been the introductory message that she would have heard which includes the date when I set it.

Car Surfing – Insane


Just read about a court case that has taken place in the US.

Where else ?

Apparently two 18 year olds were clinging to the side of their friends SUV while he, their friend, drove. Two other friends were “safely” inside the vehicle when it reached an estimated 70 mph, in a 35 mph zone. The passengers realised that the were about to crash and screamed for the driver to stop before the inevitable happened.  The two surfers were killed in the resulting wreck which saw the SUV overturn and burst into flames. The driver and remaining passengers were hospitalised.

The driver did not contest the charges of reckless driving and vehicular homicide.

I am surprised at the homicide charge but I suppose, since it was his car he is responsible. After all the two teens that died do not appear to have been coerced so they must be assumed to have been partially responsible.

According to the mobile phone movie footage, one of the teens is heard to say “This is insane” and another is heard saying “If I died, remember this is Carlos’s idea

What these fools were doing is not unusual. There are numerous film clips available on the web that show many variations on the same theme including one where the video description is

“My friend Tyler climbs on to hood of car and I drive one handed from passenger seat while the cruise is set at 80mph and hold my phone out the window with other hand and record him…..crazy mother f*****.”

Unbelievable.

Anyone who does this has to be short a few brain cells and all who do it are heading for their own place in the Darwin Awards.

 

 

View From The Conservatory


Just a brief note as I’m working here this evening.

Just looked up from my laptop and there is a gorgeous yellow moon blazing through the trees. Sort of spooky with the branches silhouetted against the moon.

Temperature, according to the puter is 1degC but it felt colder than that a short while ago when I was outside.

Charles Dickens Born 7th February, 1812 – 200 Today


English novelist Charles John Huffam Dickens was born on this day, 200 years ago, in Landport, Portsmouth.

Happy birthday Chas and good luck to Pompey as they kick off their year-long celebrations.

Happy Accession Day


Today the Queen is celebrating her 60th year on the throne.

A bit of a double edged sword this as it is also the day her father, George VI, died.

However, I hope she has many more years as our monarch.

God Save The Queen