View From The Conservatory


Well today the view is not good as its been raining all day. I probably won’t be nipping outside to have a quiet coffee sat at the table.

A Miserable Day
A Miserable Day

Haven’t seen any  squirrels.  Mind you the local squirrel population is decreasing thanks to my neighbours cats. They have had two in the last few weeks. The only positive thing I can say about that is that they don’t just kill for sport. The little black devils actually eat what they kill. It’s not as if they are hungry, I know that they are well fed. Seems like they have gotten a taste for fresh meat.

As well as a lack of squirrels I also haven’t seen many birds today. The ever-present Robin is about, protecting his territory, but no sign of the usual tits and finches.

I guess they are all doing the sensible thing and staying home and watching day time television.

As for me well I’m working from home with Lovers Touch, by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, streaming off the internet from Radio Paradise.

Oh well back to work.

Posted this over 2 hours ago. Suddenly the sun has come out. Do you suppose my post was read by the big fella ?

A New Year Reminder (Thank you Lynn)


A true Friend doesn’t care if you’re broke, being a pain,

what you weigh, if your house is a mess, what you drive,

about your past, or if your Family is filled with CRAZY people.

Your conversations pick up where they left off

even if they have been Months apart.

They love you for who you are.

Facebook In The News Again


Facebook in the news again. This time it’s not their fault.

A woman, Simone Back, posts her suicide note on Facebook. Updates her status to ‘Took all my pills be dead soon bye-bye everyone.’ and according to the press not one of her 1,048 “friends” tried to stop her.  Apparently some of these so-called friends even posted sickening spiteful messages in response.

Her devastated mum wants to know why no-one helped her.

Well the sad fact is that these people are referred to as friends but they aren’t. What they really are is “contacts”, “acquaintances”, maybe even colleagues. The sad fact is that very few of these contacts should truly be called friends.

This sad story is just an indication of the anti-social trend that is seeping into our society. Our technologically connected world is hailed as the new utopia. A world where everyone knows what everyone is doing before they even do it.

Facebook  is referred to as a social network website. I believe that whilst there are many good aspects to Facebook and their ilk they can rapidly become an antisocial network. They have put a friendly face to computers and the internet. Encouraged us to stay at home, socialise from afar. Mobile phones are having the same effect. You only have to people watch a group of teenagers walking down the street. They aren’t talking to each other. But each one of them is likely to be holding a phone with their thumbs going nineteen to the dozen, texting.

Maybe they are texting each other ???

The sad fact is that the nosey parker in us wants to know whats going on but do we really care. Patently, according to this story, we don’t.

RIP Gerry Rafferty


Gerry, he may be gone but he will live on in his music.

Baker Street may be the song that everyone immediately thinks of at the mention of his name but his talent was so much more. Anyone who doubts that should go back and take a look at The Humblebums and Stealers Wheel as well as Gerry’s solo work.

Barbara (Janet) Mayhew


My Auntie Barbara passed away on December 12th, 2010, after a long battle with cancer.

I attended her funeral just before Christmas on Thursday 23rd.  My thoughts are with Peter and family.

Once again  I  have become aware of what a huge family I belong to and also how little I know about it. Many of the folks I haven’t seen since the Sims family get together held at Henfield, June 2003.

I think it is very sad that we only meet to pay our respects to those that have passed away. It seems a terrible waste that we have not socialised with our relatives and that we are becoming strangers. Our family ties are becoming more tenuous it seems with the passing of my Mums brothers and sisters.

I would like to think that we can undo some of this in the new year.

That’s my new years resolution for 2011.

A Little Potty Humour ;-)


Recently heard part of this recited at the end of one of the “Come Dine With Me” programs. Coming out of the blue as it did, it caused a huge burst of laughter from my wife and I.

Took a bit of finding but I’ve reproduced it here for posterity. For those who don’t know, Ivor Biggun is Robert “Doc” Cox who used to regularly appear on the BBC show “Thats Life”.

I’ve Farted by Ivor Biggun

(Spoken intro)
My mother had the vicar and the vicar’s wife to tea
They cleared the room, they blamed it on the dog
But it was me.

(Chorus)
I’ve farted, I’ve farted,
I’ve made a trouser cough,
I’ve whistled in my Y-fronts,
I’ve just peeled one off.
I’ve blown my bowel bugle (Alt: I’ve blown my bloody brains out),
I’ve been eating peas,
I’ve broken wind,
I’ve dropped my guts,
Open the window please

I’ve been eating cabbages, prunes and pears and beans
Drinking Dandelion & Burdock, and you know what that means
Polluting the environment, my friends leave me alone
The front of me sings tenor and the rest sings baritone

(Repeat Chorus)

(Interlude)
Bubbles in the bath! (echo: Bubbles in the bath!)
Real rip snorters! (echo: Real rip snorters!)
Up on one cheek and hope it don’t make a noise.
Window rattlers! (echo: Window rattlers!)
Cushion creepers! (echo: Cushion creepers!)
Don’t shake your leg and keep it in your courdroys.

A gentleman tells before it smells, he waves his jacket ’til it’s gone
But I’m the kind of sneaky bugger, who lets off and doesn’t let on
I let them go in lifts, in queues, in phone-boxes and trains
And when they stink, the people blink and blame it on the drains.

(Repeat Chorus)

(Spoken ending)
I say, have you farted?
Of course I have – d’you think I always smell like this?

Ambulance Service Staff Facing An Investigation – Why ?


Ambulance Service Staff Facing An Investigation – Why ?

Because they let their hair down. Because they let off steam. Because they were relaxing.

They were doing no more than any other person does in the down times between periods of high activity. They were certainly doing no wrong.

Well perhaps I will concede that they did do one thing wrong. They published their photos on Facebook.

They wanted to share their laughs with a wider audience and in so doing they managed to alert the jobsworths up at HQ. As I have posted before Facebook is such a risky place to publish stuff. It can be a laugh but it is a doubled edged tool and for those who don’t have a sense of humour or perhaps have another agenda it provides a rich source of evidence to be used against an individual.

In this case some jobsworth at South East Coast Ambulance Service NHS Trust has said: ‘They’re bringing the service into disrepute.’

Rubbish !!!

They are showing that they are human. These folks are quite often called to appalling incidents and certainly over the last few days have been under severe pressure to provide a service to the public over long hours in and in very difficult conditions. So come on cut them some slack.

I wonder, Who found out about this first. Was it South East Coast Ambulance Service NHS Trust or was it The Mail ? Who dobbed who in ?

 

And once again the press have shown that they can bias a story such that the subject is in the wrong. With a slightly different slant this would have been a feel good article which would have put a smile on our faces.

 

Taking The Piss


Benefits Christmas: Single mother Eloise spends £3,000 to give her four children EVERYTHING they want for Christmas.
And guess what? You’re paying for it
This woman is taking the piss.
Not only that but she has the gall to allow the Mail to report on her. Either she is totally thick and doesn’t realise the uproar this article will cause or she is so programmed into the benefit culture that she doesn’t see that there is anything wrong.
My only hope is that the powers that be actually do something about this.  Review her case and ensure that she is on the very minimum that she is entitled to.  Ensure that she is only getting valid benefits.
This is a slap in the face for every decent hardworking individual that struggles to give their family a home.

BAA You Should Hang Your Heads In Shame


Yes you BAA !!!

The appalling chaos that Heathrow, this countries premiere airport, is experiencing is down to your poor management through this extreme weather. Yes it may be an unusual experience but it’s not as if you didn’t have any warning. And this is the 3rd time in 12 months that we have experienced extreme weather conditions.

It’s taken you 4 days to get the 2nd runway open. Even allowing for the huge amount of snowfall this amounts to total incompetence. You were offered help to get Heathrow cleared. Whilst some clearing activities may require specialist knowledge and specialised equipment but the sheer volume of snow required basic grunt which could have been supplied by the troops. So why did BAA not accept the governments offer of troops to help clear the runways at Heathrow ?

Also why is it that Gatwick, a smaller airport, has invested more (£1m)  in equipment to deal with snow than Heathrow (£500,000) and has plans to invest much more. Gatwick plans £7m investment next year whilst Heathrow is planning to spend just £3m over the next four years. Does this show the BAA as a forward thinking organisation. I don’t think so. Obviously Gatwick are using a different oracle to BAA.

And as for the human element. BAA may shrug their shoulders and say that the responsibility for the passengers is down to individual carriers but lets not forget the root cause here. BAA failed to keep the airport operational. Therefore the airlines were unable to fly their planes in and out which in turn means that hundreds of thousands of passengers are left stranded. I feel for the passengers whose biggest gripe seems to be the lack of communication. I have personally experienced the way in which the airline industry handles this when one or two planes are delayed. The blatant lies, the lies by omission and the misinformation. I am sure that over the last week this has been magnified a thousand fold.

Folks you have my sympathy. Whichever way you look at it BAA have let you down and they have let this country down.

Have just heard claims that the BAA didn’t stock up on enough de-icer and there are calls for Colin Matthews to relinquish his “6 figure” bonus. It just gets more bizarre.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1340754/Calls-Heathrow-boss-lose-bonus-revealed-airport-failed-order-icer.html#ixzz18qB0hLaZ