£1,000 Of Sun Cream !!!


Around 12pm on Wednesday 14 February, a man entered the store, putting around £1,000 worth of sun cream products into a tote bag and leaving again without paying.

Officers have launched an investigation following the incident at the Boots store in Whiteley Shopping Centre this Wednesday (February 14). Police have released a CCTV image of a male as part of their enquiries.

https://app.portsmouth.co.uk/2024/02/17/boots-man-grabs-1000-of-sun-cream-at-whiteley-shopping-centre-store-and-stuffs-them-into-bag-without-paying/content.html

What I want to know is where on earth he is headed that he needs that quantity of sun cream.

Is he off on his hollibobs ? If so is he going to the centre of the sun ?

Or perhaps he is concerned that the world is rushing headlong into WWIII and believes the sun slop will protect him from a thermonuclear flash.

By my calculation, at the expensive end of the scale £1000 could buy over 30 bottles of  La Roche-Posay Anthelios Age Correction SPF50+, which is 1.5l of sun slop. Alternatively, at the cheaper end, over 285 bottles of Soltan Protect & Moisturise SPF50+ 75ml Mini Sun Cream Spray could be had. Which is over 21l of sun slop.

That’s enough to bathe in.

I know I’m taking the mickey, but shoplifting is no joke. There seems to be an epidemic in this country. Our papers are full of stories of shop staff being threatened when they confront these thieves.

My granddaughter was working a store where a shoplifter had grabbed a load of booze who then faced her and told her he was stealing it.

I, myself have witnessed a female clear a chiller cabinet of meat and then walk straight out of the store.

And it is the blatant manner of this thievery almost like it is becoming acceptable.

I can sort of understand stealing food to be able to feed your family.

But is there any nutritional value to sun tan lotion ?

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Author: siskinbob

Formerly employed by MOD and IBM, now retired

One thought on “£1,000 Of Sun Cream !!!”

  1. Why steal sun screen unless you are in an area that is stinking hot and you have skin that burns very easy but then why so bloody much are you suppling a small town.

    Stealing food I think most of us understand to some degree

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