Great. Another perspective. Put a smile on my face. Keep em coming.

Bear Tales

A bit naughty but I think you will laugh …

‘Twas the night before Christmas an’ Old Santa was pissed,
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list,
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
I have a good mind to scrap the whole bloody works!

I’ve worked off my arse for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”–what do I hear?
The old lady bitches ’cause I work late at night,
The elves want more money–The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and screwed all the maids,
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS,
And just when I thought that things must get better
The bloody Inland Revenue sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?

And the kids these days-they’re all the pits,
They want the impossible – the mean little shits,
I…

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