“Can I have a P please Bob?” – Bob Holness RIP


“Can I have a P please Bob?”

The famous catch phrase forever associated with Bob Holness who sadly died, aged 83, this morning.

RIP Bob.

Paul Mason: Twenty reasons why it’s kicking off everywhere – A Must Read Article


If you have been wondering why the world is in such turmoil then you should read Paul Masons Blog thru the link below. It makes for interesting reading. He doesn’t have the answers but he has quite a unique view on many of the contributors.

BBC – Newsnight: Paul Mason: Twenty reasons why it's kicking off everywhere.

Three fire engines sent to rescue trapped seagull in Norwich – Is this overkill ?


I am the last person to want any animal to suffer but this does seem to be a total waste of time and money. After all we aren’t talking about endangered species here.

Surely a local farmer with a shotgun could have resolved this situation much more quickly.

Three fire engines sent to rescue trapped seagull in Norwich – News – Norwich Evening News.

Waterlooville garden walls wrecked in spate of vandalism – Mindless Dickheads


Obviously the mindless dick-heads who carried out this wanton destruction had gotten off to an early start with their New Years Resolution.

“I will be a total and utter prat for 2012”

They obviously haven’t got a two brain cells to rub together. I hope someone dobs them in and they are made to rebuild the walls that they destroyed

Waterlooville garden walls wrecked in spate of vandalism – East Hampshire – The News.

Dastardly Plot


I was working yesterday, the first day back after my Christmas break.

For some reason, I was informed, I have to work again today. That is bad enough but it gets worse. I was also informed that I would have to work again on Thursday and Friday then start again on Monday. That cannot be right can it ? Surely something so cruel would be against the law don’t you think ?.

This must be a cunning and dastardly plot by the government.

Here We Go – 2012


First day back in the yoke.

Fitting weather for such a day. Blowing a hooley, dull, wet, it is awful.

Hope you all had a cracking close to the old year and if you are still off from work …… I HATE YOU

Just kidding, Honest