100 Minutes Wasted


100 minutes of my life, wasted, that I’ll never get back.

I just watched “The Last Man”.

What a waste of celluloid that is. Starring Hayden Christensen and Harvey Keitel.

Maybe Christensen is a bit young, but Keitel is old enough and ugly enough to know better.

The story is a formulaic, end of days, apocalyptic drama with added skinhead / nazi yobs.

Christensen plays a PTSD suffering veteran who builds a secret underground shelter. He receives advice from a street prophet played by Keitel.

Christensens character is never convincing and Keitels is even less so.

I really do wish that I had some paint drying, so I could have watched that instead.

My advice, avoid this movie.