Some good ones …


“A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor”. – Top laughs for a rainy Monday … πŸ˜€

Bear Tales

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ian.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman’s husband!

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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.

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Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of humus and Taramasalata. It’s a double dip recession.

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A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks, β€œI know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?”
The doctor replies β€œYes, but you will have to be a little patient”.

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In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: β€œI’ve blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i” rather than
β€œI’ve just buggered a 14 year old escort”.
The police still haven’t seen the funny side, my laptop’s been confiscated, and…

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