I am going to offend you …


Now these are classic. Thanks once again Ken

Bear Tales

offended

Bear wants to offend everybody …

Now on sale at IKEA – beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove.

A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related.

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.

Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary)

Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking “What products do I use for grooming?” She was a bit taken aback when I replied, “Facebook”.

Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me…

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