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Today, Easter Sunday, we celebrated Christmas !

Yes, we had a full turkey roast with all the trimmings. We pulled crackers, put on our paper hats and read out the mottos, told corny jokes, played “Who am I?” And Charades.

Why ? You may ask.

Simply, Gerry and I were too ill on the run up to and thru Christmas and New Year.

We were supposed to go to my daughters for Christmas dinner, but it didn’t happen, and it was decided to defer to a later date. I made a chocolate bomb back in December. Since then, it has been languishing in our freezer. The bomb was delivered, and chocolate sauce made applied and duly devoured.

Chocolate Bomb

And that’s how we ended up celebrating Christmas in March.

We had a fine old time and returned home after five or so hours, feeling pleasantly plump.

From my cracker ….

JOKE

What did the Scarf say to the hat ?

I’ll hang around here, and you go on ahead !

QUESTION

A boy and a doctor went sailing. The boy is the doctors son, but the doctor is not the boys father. Who is the doctor ?