View From The conservatory


The view today has started on the dark side and has only gotten darker. Initially this was down to the weather which is damp, damp and more damp. It was very grey out there. Just when the sun began to shine the view took a turn for the worse.

I was just wrapping up a conference call with my manager when my eye was taken by a flurry of movement outside. One of the neighbours cats had managed to get hold of a squirrel which was squealing frantically while struggling to get free. Needless to say I broke off from my conference call and rushed outside in the vain hope of making the cat let the squirrel loose before any lasting damage was done. Unfortunately I was too late. The cat took off to hunt another day but I had to dispatch the squirrel which was in a bad way. So that’s four squirrels that have met their ends in my garden after an encounter with the neighbours cats.

As an observation, I note that the crows sat up in the trees above this one-sided scrap were very vocal. They started their calling at the same time as the cat captured the squirrel and continued well after I had scared the cat away. I just wonder whether their calls were in outrage at the attack or if they were getting excited at the possibility of a free lunch.

Fly Seagulls Fly


OK I’ll admit it. I’m only posting this to get up the noses of my family and friends who, locally, are Pompey supporters.

But hey, I claim bragging rights. I have had to put up with all the comments and snide remarks aimed at Brighton & Hove Albion

aka

The Seagulls

Maybe its the new Amex Stadium that is helping to boost their game but the Seagulls season is off to a flying start

Sick cat owner who microwaved his pet walks free from court


Words fail me, this person should be locked up. How on earth did he not get locked up. The rioters and looters got harsher sentences for stealing water !!!

Stephen Stacey put this poor cat through hell just because it scratched him. No doubt he was tormenting the cat in the first place.

Sick cat owner who microwaved his pet walks free from court – Law and Order – The News.

Teenagers arrested after Southsea house party gets out of hand


And my teenage granddaughter wonders why her mum won’t let her have a party. It’s not that she isn’t trusted although she has had her moments. It’s the fact that her mates can’t be trusted to keep the party to just their own close circle. Kids like to think that they are bullet proof and streetwise but they can be so naive. Things get out of hand so quickly now that the kids are connected by Blackberry, SMS, twitter and Facebook.

And all the sorry’s after the fact will not fix any problems that occur.

Teenagers arrested after Southsea house party gets out of hand – East Hampshire – The News.

Blade – No Sprinkler System No Build No Brainer


Surely there should be no debate.

If you (Watkin Jones) want to erect this building then you must include a sprinkler system. Otherwise you will not receive permission to build.

No multi-story building should be constructed without adequate safety provisions.

Fire group backs Blade sprinkler campaign – East Hampshire – The News.

Its All Happening In Waterlooville


You’ve got to hand it to the residents of Waterlooville, such a sleepy little town so we have to make our own entertainment. Leastways that seems to be the case with ex fire fighter and voyeur Andrew Dowden-Smith who had installed a spy camera in the toilets of our local Costa coffee shop.

Actually you have to give credit to Tricia Pearce who manages our local shop. For she it was that spotted the odd comings and goings of Dowden-Smith. On investigation she found that he had interfered with one of the power sockets in the shops toilets. She then discovered that he had installed the spy camera.

Presumably there isn’t enough excitement in fire fighting. He, Dowden-Smith apparently told police he bought the camera to take snaps of his family on holiday. One has to wonder what sort of snaps he was intending to take since this camera was small enough to hide in a power socket. He had also previously installed this camera in another Costa coffee shop in Cosham.

Dowden-Smith was sentenced to a three-year community order under supervision at Portsmouth Crown Court. He must take part in a sex offenders group work programme, do 200 hours of unpaid work and pay £650 costs. He has also had to sign the Sex Offenders’ Register.

Should have stuck to fire fighting.

Woman tells of shock at finding camera in toilet – East Hampshire – The News.

Teach Them How To Use Their Brakes and Gears


Closing a road just because the folks speed downhill seems a bit extreme especially for the folks who live on this road. Will they be getting a reduction in their council tax to compensate for the additional mileage they will incur.

And then consider that blocking a road just forces the traffic onto other roads, creating rat runs.

The sensible thing is to create traffic calming and force drivers to use their brakes and gears.

People pressure forces U-turn on planned closure of Portsmouth road – Politics – The News.

Don Manning – RIP


Don is my friends Dad who sadly passed away on the morning of Monday, 1st August.

My thoughts are with his family, his wife Babs and his sons John and Steve, during this difficult time.

The Pub With No Staff – Only In England


” ……
But there’s nothin’ so lonesome, so dull or so drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer”

We’ve all heard the song about the pub with no beer. Well let me introduce you to the pub with no staff….!!!
The Perseverance
Apparently the much troubled Perseverance has managed to get itself into the press, yet again. This time it’s because the landlord and staff abandoned the establishment last Friday night at about 20:30. Left it in the more than capable hands of its customers who set about maintaining the flow of beer. And of course, in this modern era, word spread like wildfire and the Percy soon had more customers than normal for a Friday evening.

To be fair the landlord thought he had left the pub in the hands of the barmaid while he toured the establishments of the towns competition. She obviously thought different and left with the takings from the till. The thirsty customers then took control with up to six of them serving behind the bar at one time.

Only in England !!!

Customers helped themselves to booze in Havant pub with no staff – East Hampshire – The News.

View From The Conservatory


Actually its more like Sounds From The Conservatory.

I don’t know what they are doing over there on the roundabout beyond the trees. What it sounds like is a bike meet where the max engine size is 50cc. If you could imagine Spinal Tap doing an impression of  1000 hornets turned up to 11 then you have some idea of the noise that has been permeating the airwaves for the last hour or so.

Hopefully they will get it out of their system soon.