Student who obtained 0% on an exam – I would have given him 100%
- Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A1. His last battle - Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A2. At the bottom of the page - Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A3. Liquid - Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A4. Marriage - Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A5. Exams - Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A6. Lunch & dinner - Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A7. The other half - Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A8. It will simply become wet - Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
A9. No problem, he sleeps at night. - Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A10. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. - Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A11. Very large hands - Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A12. No time at all, the wall is already built. - Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A13. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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