This was recently sent to me so I decided to share …….

In  case you needed further  proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some  actual label instructions on consumer  goods.

1. On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert  (printed on bottom) — “Do  not turn upside down.”
   (well… a  bit late?)
2. On  Sainsbury’s peanuts —  “Warning:   contains nuts.”
   (talk about a news  flash)
3. On Boot’s Children Cough  Medicine — “Do  not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this  medication.”
   (We could do a lot to reduce the  rate of construction accidents if  we could just get those 5  year-olds with head-colds off those  bulldozers.)
4. On  Marks &Spencer  Bread Pudding —  “Product will be hot after  heating.”
   (….and you   thought??.)
5. On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while  sleeping.
   (That’s the only time I  have to work on my  hair.)
6. On a bag of Doritos — You  could  be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details  inside.
   (the shoplifter special?)
7. On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions:  Use like  regular soap.”
   (and that would   be?)
8. On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving  suggestion:  Defrost.”
   (but, it’s just a   suggestion.)
9. On packaging for a Rowenta iron  — “Do  not  iron clothes on body.”
   (but wouldn’t this save  me  time?)
10. On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning:   May cause drowsiness.”
    (..I’m taking this  because?)
11. On  most brands of  Christmas lights — “For  indoor or outdoor use  only.”
    (as  opposed to  what?)
12. On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used  for the other use.”
    (now, somebody out  there,  help me on this. I’m a bit  curious.)
13. On an American Airlines packet  of nuts — “Instructions:  Open packet,  eat nuts.”
    (Step 3: say  what?)
14. On a child’s Superman  costume — “Wearing of this garment does not  enable you to fly.”
    (I don’t blame the company. I  blame the parents and legislators for this one.)
15. On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt  to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”
    (Oh my God..was there a  lot  of this happening somewhere?)

And one last thought ….

Blessed are the cracked: for  it is they who let in the  light