I would beat the crap out of them

I have previously suggested that we bring back the birch.

Here is a prime example of a situation where that short sharp shock would be of benefit. The residents of this quiet close all now have the inconvenience of having to repair their vehicles. Meanwhile the perpetrators are probably fast asleep getting over there hangovers.

The residents interviewed in this article seem quite relaxed about the estimated £50 that each of them will have to fork out. Personally I would be seething and would want to use the aerials and wiper blades to beat some sense into the mindless morons that carried out this damage.

Vandals rip wipers from cars during late-night rampage through road – Law and Order – The News.