Never give a rifle to your sister. This is a significant and painfull lesson that I learnt.
Admittedly the rifle was one of those spring loaded cork guns. Right about now you may be asking yourselves how does a cork gun impart a painful lesson ? Well the story goes like this. Me and my friends were playing cowboys and indians in the garden of our house in Lewes. My sister had convinced us boys that she should play too. So big brother does the right thing and lets her have the rifle. I'm creeping around the corner of the canyon (brick wall) when I am confronted with one of them pesky injuns (sister) holding a stolen winchester (cork gun) rifle. Thats it, I'm a gonner. All Big Chief Sitting Bull has to do is pull the trigger. Thats when my sister hit me with the rifle. Right, slap bang on my forehead. Lesson learnt. I have never, ever, given her a rifle since that time. So far, after 40 plus years, my skull is intact.

