A Few More Contentious Smiles


COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq … Why don’t we just give them ours?

It was drawn up by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for centuries and we’re not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this – You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt  Not Steal’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians…..It creates a hostile work environment.

Thanks again Sue.

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Author: siskinbob

Formerly employed by MOD and IBM, now retired

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