GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE


Good morning. . . .
At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeeeeppppppp……..
  • If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is.
  • If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
  • If you want to borrow the car, press 3
  • If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
  • If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
  • If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
  • If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
  • If you want to come to eat here, press 8
  • If you need money, dial 9
  • If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!”
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Author: siskinbob

Formerly employed by MOD and IBM, now retired

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