Brighton & Hove Albion

Good luck for tomorrow in your match against Pompey.

I’m not a footy supporter but I always relish the chance to wind up the Pompey supporters that surround me.

Make me proud.

I’m not a cricket fan but way to go the England Cricket Team.

Congratulations to all involved. Let the party commence.

And I’d like to thank the team for giving me the ammunition to really wind up my Australian rellies. On my many trips down under they have never given me any peace about how crap we are on the international sports stage.

Well now its pay back time.

A BLOKE walks into a brothel and says, ”I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?”
”$60,” the madam replies.
”Wow, what do I get for that?” the bloke asks.
”A baggy green cap and an Australia cricket shirt,” she says.